Islam’s Implausible Theology
Allah the Incompetent Strategist
One of the most common — and frankly laughable — claims made by Muslim apologists is that Allah deliberately allowed false religions like Christianity to dominate the world for centuries as part of a "grand plan" to prepare humanity for the arrival of Islam.
But when you press even lightly against this narrative, it collapses.
Instead of revealing divine wisdom, it exposes catastrophic incoherence at the very heart of Islamic theology.
Let's break it down with surgical precision.
1. The Incompetence of Allah’s “Grand Plan”
According to Islamic claims:
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Allah sent 124,000 prophets across history (based on hadith, Musnad Ahmad 21257).
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Their consistent message was supposedly Islam — the pure monotheism of submission to one God.
Yet history tells a very different story:
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Despite this massive divine effort, humanity persistently fell into polytheism, idolatry, and religious chaos.
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Allah allowed false religions — especially Christianity — to spread globally, unchecked, for over 600 years before sending Muhammad.
Logical reality:
➡️ If Allah’s plan was to guide humanity through revelation, he had a 99.999% failure rate.
➡️ Nearly every prophet's mission failed.
➡️ Humanity was abandoned to theological confusion for millennia.
What kind of divine strategist allows almost every messenger to fail?
What omnipotent deity permits his own revelation to be corrupted generation after generation without preserving even a core remnant?
This is not divine wisdom.
It’s divine negligence.
馃攷 Imagine a doctor prescribing the wrong medicine for thousands of years just to “prepare” patients for the right cure centuries later.
You wouldn't call that wisdom.
You'd call it criminal incompetence.
2. The Absurd Excuse for Christianity’s Existence
Muslim apologists often claim:
"Allah allowed Christianity to become dominant so that people would at least believe in one God before Muhammad brought the final message."
This excuse falls apart immediately.
Christianity, according to Islam, is not pure monotheism.
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It teaches the Trinity.
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It proclaims the divinity of Jesus.
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It teaches the atonement — all of which Islam categorizes as shirk (the unforgivable sin).
Islamic theology therefore presents Christianity as a massive theological catastrophe — not a minor error.
馃攷 Logical reality:
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Billions of people lived and died believing in a false image of God, due to Christianity.
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According to Islam’s own standards, most Christians are destined for eternal damnation because of beliefs Allah supposedly allowed to flourish.
If Allah truly wanted humanity to know Him properly:
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Why would He let a "false religion" dominate the globe unchecked for 600+ years?
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Why would He then punish sincere Christians for sincerely following the best available information?
There is no logical answer.
It paints Allah as either:
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A negligent fool unable to protect his message, or
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A malevolent tyrant willing to mislead billions for centuries.
Either way, this isn't divine wisdom.
It’s cosmic malpractice.
3. The Cowardly Evasion About Jesus Not Writing Anything Down
Muslim apologists, confronted with the glaring failure that Jesus and his disciples left no written Gospel, retreat into a bizarre excuse:
"It’s good they didn’t write anything down. Otherwise, it would have been harder for people to leave Christianity once it became corrupted."
This is nothing short of theological insanity.
馃攷 Logical reality:
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A true God preserves His message, ensuring clarity and continuity.
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A false god allows confusion, contradictions, and disappearance.
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Allowing the pure Gospel to vanish without any authenticated record is an act of gross negligence.
Instead of protecting the message, Allah — supposedly — allowed:
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Fake Gospels,
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Church councils,
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Theological confusion to dominate history for 600 years.
A real God would act to prevent deception,
not make it easier for deception to spread.
Thus, Islam demands you believe Allah sabotaged his own prophets and revelations deliberately —
just to make Muhammad look more necessary later.
That’s not strategic.
That’s cosmic desperation.
4. The Cop-Out of "Ahl al-Fitrah"
To patch this hemorrhaging theological disaster, Muslims invoke "ahl al-fitrah" —
the claim that people who never properly received Islam will be judged based on their deeds.
This too implodes under scrutiny.
馃攷 Logical reality:
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If Allah judges people based only on their deeds when they don’t know Islam,
then Muhammad’s arrival increased the risk of damnation by exposing people to a message they might reject. -
Ignorance, ironically, would have saved more souls than knowledge.
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Worse, if monotheism was so essential that Allah supposedly sent 124,000 prophets,
then Allah’s total failure to preserve even one pure lineage of truth until Muhammad is an act of colossal incompetence.
Ahl al-fitrah is not a solution.
It’s a flimsy excuse for a broken system.
5. The Brutal Truth: Islam’s Story is a Joke
Spell it out clearly:
Fact | Result |
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124,000 prophets sent | Almost none succeeded. |
Revelation after revelation | Nearly all were corrupted. |
Christianity (a “false religion”) | Dominated globally for 600 years. |
Muhammad’s arrival | Timed for Arabian tribal dynamics, not divine rescue. |
Billions judged | Based on confusing, conflicting, corrupted information. |
This isn’t divine mercy.
This isn’t divine wisdom.
This is cosmic failure dressed in religious language.
Islam’s "grand narrative" is simply a desperate attempt to retrofit the messy, complex religious history of humanity into a childish, cartoonish storyline —
and once you apply even five minutes of forensic thinking, it falls apart.
馃摙 Conclusion:
The more you examine Islamic theology through strict logic,
the more obvious it becomes:
Allah — if he exists as Islam describes — is either incompetent, negligent, or malevolent.
No all-wise, all-merciful, all-powerful deity would operate this way.
No rational person should be deceived into believing this is the work of a perfect God.
Islam’s grand historical and theological claims do not make the Quran look divine.
They make it look catastrophically false —
a religion built on circular reasoning, desperate post-hoc justifications, and narrative collapse.
The god of Islam doesn’t deserve worship.
He deserves dismissal.